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It’s no secret that guys love cars, and usually, they love their wives more, but their cars are a secret “mistress” — or maybe not so secret. So, if the wife wants to pick up something fun for her husband, it might seem logical that getting something that can go with a car is a good idea. Buying a funny bumper sticker for your husband or your boyfriend is a great gift, and most guys really like that kind of thing. Give your husband or boyfriend something that reflects his personality, his sense of humor, or his belief system. And have some fun while you’re at it.

Money, Money, Money, Money, Money

Give him a bumper sticker about money issues and you will be speaking his language! These fun sentiments poke fun at his money situation or money situations in general. Maybe he has a gripe about taxes or wants to lament how much money he shells out to his kids; well, this is the forum for it!

1.I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

2.I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

3.Money isn’t everything, but it sure makes my kids like me.

4.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

5.If you’re lonely, you can fix that; just don’t pay a few bills, and you’ll have lots of company really soon.

6.Bills can swim through the mail faster than checks can.

Guy Logic

See, guys don’t think like women do. Bumper stickers can focus on your “special someone’s” type of humor, so look for something with perfect, sarcastic, guy humor. You may even run across a few that you want on your car.

7.On the other hand? Are the rest of your fingers.

8.Good things come to those who wait for them — not. It just leaves you the leftovers.

9.We all have photographic memories, but some of us have fewer pixels than others do.

10.If at first you don’t succeed, say, “It’s your fault, honey.”

Driving Fools

Guys do joke about women drivers, but guys themselves could stand to be the butt or two of a joke. Let your honey know that he’s got his own driving issues, but that you love him anyway. Some “special” bumper stickers for that driving fool of yours:

11.If You Can Read This — DUCK! It Means My Trailer Has Come Loose.

12.Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

13.How Many Roads Must a Man Go down before He Asks for Directions?

14.Until You Get Your License, You Haven’t Done Any Swearing.

15.Cholesterol? I Have Better Things to Worry about, like My Fast Driving.

16.Fast Reflexes Are a Substitute for Good Manners.

On Being Married

Both men and women make plenty of jokes about being married. Let your guy have a bumper sticker that pokes just a little fun at marriage, lovingly.

17.Love may be blind, but marriage has 20/20 vision.

18.My Wife’s Other Car Is A Broom!

19.Who Said the Marriage Wasn’t Grand? It’s Just That Divorce Is Grander — Make That $100 Grand”er”.

20.Help! My Wife and Dog are Missing. Reward for Dog.

21.Of Course I’m in Charge ? Right, Dear?

The Last Word

Perhaps your guy is an arm chair Socrates. Give him one of these philosophical witticisms that will have him rolling with laughter.

22.I AM a Grown Up ? Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner!

23.Seen and done everything, but danged if I can remember it.

24.Be Nice to Bacteria; for Some People, That’s Their Only Exposure to Culture.

25.No one is listening until you make a mistake.

The right bumper sticker can be fun and give your hubby a good laugh, too. Let your guy express himself in his own unique way. Just this once, let him have the last word.

Author: Buck Thompson shows that advertising through bumper stickers is cheap and powerful and any business should consider using stickers.