Candle Light Candle Holders
How many times have you failed me, paper candle holder? How many times has molten wax dripped down the length of a perfectly tapered congregation candle during an evening communion service? And how often has the searing wax seeped stealthily through your over-sized opening, blistering my skin and causing me to hurl said candle into the ethos? Oh, how often has that flaming projectile, with your flimsy parchment husk still feebly encircling its barrel, ignited the excessively quaffed and abundantly hair-sprayed senior women’s choir? What loss of church etiquette may occur, and how many more hairdos will be sacrificed to your lousy service, oh flimsy paper holder?